adnonamau5
Our anonymous advertising insider looks like you or me, hanging with the hipsters as a successful marketing creative leader at a trendy London agency, but once a month like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, Adnonamau5 puts on the mask and tells us how it really is.
Adnonamau5: In the Land of the Blind…the Consultant is King
June 1, 2020
Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, this month our anonymous agency executive anonomau5 dons a mask to do his best work. This month his head honchos are clearly hanging out with men in gray suits.
Read more →adnonamau5: The death of the Creative Officer (it’s been too schlong)
April 29, 2020
Our anonymous big agency insider is back this month, sneaking this out to the Rockstar CMO penthouse, while presumably, the creative team was sleeping off a long, self-congratulatory lunch...
Read more →adnonamou5: The rise and fall of the robots
February 7, 2020
Marketing is ushering in an army of robots and the anonymous advertiser is not happy. He left his office, deep in the hipster heart of London and dropped by the Rockstar CMO penthouse, and we found this rant tied to a brick chucked into reception
Read more →adnonamau5: New Year’s resolutions for agency leaders
December 31, 2019
Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, our anonymous advertiser dons a mask and he dropped by the Rockstar CMO penthouse to say it like it is and he has some harsh new year’s resolutions for his peers
Read more →adnonamau5 - an advertisers 12 days of Christmas
November 28, 2019
Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, our anonymous advertiser adnonamau5 does his best work in a mask, as he reveals the dirty little secrets of life in a big agency. This month he seems a bit jollier, with a Christmas carol of wishes for the holidays, that we think we can all nod along with.
Read more →Get T-shaped or Die like T-Rex
November 1, 2019
Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, our agency insider dons a mask and reveals the backstage secrets of big agencies. In this issue, he's got a warning for T-Rex, not the legendary glam rock band, but the agency dinosaurs..
Read more →adnonamau5: The force and a world in peril
September 29, 2019
Once again like the legendary DJ, Deadmau5, our anonymous advertiser has donned the mask and shares a plea to his industry to take some social responsibility.
Read more →adnonamau5: It's all white
August 30, 2019
Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, our anonymous advertiser Adnonamau5 dons a mask to perform. This issue he dropped by the Rockstar CMO penthouse and laughs - Diversity in the ad-land? Nah – we’re quite alwight, old chum.
Read more →adnonamau5: Anti-Social Media
July 25, 2019
Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, our anonymous advertiser Adnonamau5 dons a mask to perform. This issue he dropped by the Rockstar CMO penthouse and it's social media that's got him a bit sweary,
Read more →Adnonamau5: Pretty Pictures and Crayons
June 28, 2019
Our anonymouys advertiser. Adnonamau5 (pronounced ad-nonymous) returns with a fairly blunt perspective on the pointlessness of much of the ad creation process.
Read more →adnonamau5: The rise…and rise…and rise of the illegitimate expert
May 26, 2019
This month our anonymous adman sets his unforgiving sights on the self-proclaimed "expert", hoping we self regulate before we drown in the bullshit.
Read more →adnonamau5: F*ck Old, Be Bold!
April 25, 2019
Our anonymous insider goes to task on the agencies and people that are getting stale, warning that staying safe is killing you, your brand or your agency.
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